Thursday, July 29, 2010

My name is Adam and I am a Never-Nude*

How hysterical are the new Huggies jean diapers??? In my defense - they were SUPER CHEAP. Anyhoo, now Adam looks like a little Tobias-in-the-making. But on the other hand - these offer endless entertainment!

*If this post makes NO SENSE to you - you need to become familiar with Arrested Development. It will make this the funniest post you've ever read.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Uncle Drewbee's Getting Married!

I don't know how he did it, but somehow a super cute girl (Megan) has agreed to marry my brother! He officially proposed last night and we're so freaking excited! Their wedding is already set for October in the Salt Lake Temple. Funny side story: Livy was refusing to learn Megan's name when we were in Utah visiting them. Every time we'd ask her who Megan was - she would slyly change the topic. It was hilarious. Anywho, yesterday when Liv was blessing the food, she said: "Please bless the food. Please bless Mommy and Daddy and Adam and Drew and Megan..." Success!!! Megan has finally gotten the blessing from the most important family member in the Baumgartner clan. :)

In the Wiseman Household - We Bleed Blue!

Or maybe we salivate blue??? Livy was chomping on some sweet pretzel m&m's (that way over-do it on the blue dye) and then she saw her blue tongue and I had to take a picture.

She was LOVING it.

Anywho, we've been enjoying some lazy days lately (as in we're all in pajamas until the late afternoon - WE'RE NOT ASHAMED!). Matt's waiting to start his next job and we're getting ready for a family trip to Tahoe so we've been able to just hang out which has been nice since we endured some pretty crazy weeks at the beginning of the month. Here's what a little bit of "lately" has looked like for us:

Of course, Matt had to document his proudest moment.

Latest hilarious conversation with this girl:

Mommy: Livy chew your food or you're going to choke on it and die.
Livy: I not want to die!
Mommy: Okay, then start chewing.
Livy: No, Mom! I don't want to die! And you not want to die. And Daddy not want to die.

I guess watching March of the Penguins last week has really affected this girl.

Adam has become a thrill-seeker! As long as Daddy's balancing him or throwing him up in the air - he's happy.

Livy's been learning some sweet tricks from her cousins.

And Adam is chomping on anything he can get near his mouth. And he's a strong biter! "Is he teething?" you might ask??? Yeah right. Apparently, my kids can't grow teeth. The same thing happened with Livy at his age - we were CONVINCED she was teething for like 7 months. Not one tooth until 12 months! And she still doesn't have all of her teeth.

And what have I been up to???

All of this was $16 on $99 worth of stuff. PLUS I'll get 2 free movie tickets!!!! BOO YA!!!! And yes - both views are necessary! haha I love my coupons.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Love this Boy


Sunday, July 25, 2010

My Crazy Kid


Livy is so funny lately. We've been having hilarious little conversations, but I always forget right afterward. So I decided to post the latest one before I forget:

Livy: (Completely out of nowhere while we were driving home) Mommy, you're my best friend.
Mommy: Oh Liv! You're my best friend, too!
Livy: No, mom. You're MY best friend!
Mommy: Okay, Liv, whatever. Is Daddy your best friend, too?
Livy: (Starts laughing) No, Mommy! Daddy a boy!

Ha! How does she already think that way?? It was so funny.

Another little funny:

Livy: (While looking at me writing this post and looking at her picture) Oh, Mom! Look at me! I doing tricks!

She LOVES doing "tricks" lately. I need to get this girl back in gymnastics.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Serious Updates Heading Your Way!

The Wisemans have been MIA for the last few weeks (as has my sanity). Anywho, I'm finally updating our lives on here! So get ready for a post overload! I'll be putting them in chronological order - so start at the bottom at Six Flags!

Fun with Friends!

Our friends came out to the area to have a family reunion from Mississippi and were able to stay the weekend with us. I feel so adult having friends come and stay with us. haha We haven't seen them since we went and visited them over a year ago. Matt and Jeff were best buds their freshman year at BYU - and then Courtney and I were added to the mix later as the wives! We were so excited to spend time with them and their cute family! We took the kids to the mall, a splash park, and the railroad museum. It was so fun!

Our two youngest becoming BFFs.

Here are the three older ones. I feel bad because Liv was sick the whole time they were here - so she was a bit nasty to them, but then today when they left, they were hugging each other goodbye - it was the cutest thing ever!

The whole gang! People were staring at all of our strollers as we walked past them. It was funny.

Best Buds with their Boys

The kids were loving the hugeness of the trains


This officially ends the last crazy/awesome weeks of our lives! It's funny because it feels really weird to only have two kids right now! haha Being a mommy of 2 has gotten A LOT easier - isn't that funny?? Well hopefully we'll be having a much more relaxing couple of weeks for a while...

From 6 kids to 5

So the day after we got home from watching the cute little Pulsiphers - we took on Matt's brother's kids - Gabrielle (6), Cal (4), and little Max (1). So I had 5 kids from 0-6! It was insane! Livy was in heaven with her cousins - so was Adam! I managed to keep things under control by having a movie each night. And in order to watch the movie, the kids had to clean up the toys and eat all of their food that day. It totally worked! They did so good!

They loved Adam and Adam was so happy! He must be confused to only have Livy around now.

Cal was a hilarious character. He found Livy's old hat and was LOVING it.

Then the kids were teaching each other some sweet gymnastics moves. I need to get Livy doing her forward roll on camera! Cal was so excited when he busted this move out for the first time.

And this was poor little Max about 90% of the time. The poor kid seriously missed his Mommy. Matt wasn't allowed to look at him or else he would start crying immediately. haha And when I was holding Adam and not him - he would follow me and cry. He would actually stop crying when I left the room - follow me - and then find me and start crying again. It was sad and hilarious all at the same time.

4 Freaking Months Old!


This baby is 4 months old! It's crazy! He's gotten so big! Unfortunately, he hasn't had his appointment yet, so I don't have his stats but I'm sure he's on the ginormous side of the charts.


Here he is starting oatmeal. He downed his first bowl! Livy NEVER finished one bowl of that stuff. He's definitely going to be my intense little eater!

Here are some things about our little 4 month old:

*He's a rolling machine! He's rolling everywhere - it's crazy!
*He's already starting to get on all fours! You're suppose to be the calm one, Adam! Stop it!
*Eating like a maniac - and getting some serious chunk on his cute legs!
*Charming the ladies in our ward
*He's a smile fest - especially when he sees his Momma!
*He is so happy when he wakes up - the opposite of his mommy
*He has to stand ALL THE TIME. It's so funny to see his chunky legs in the locked position.
*He still loves watching Baseball and Soccer - the most boring sports ever to watch!
*He's slowly getting onto a schedule of two naps a day
*He LOVES little kids bombarding him - I'm serious - no sarcasm - he just giggles and giggles! Livy pushed him really hard in his swing one day and I sent her to time out and then looked at Adam and he was just laughing away - so I got Livy out and said sorry but told her to be a little more careful - but he loves her!
*He refuses to giggle on camera - so frustrating!
*He likes to be scared
*He likes the bumbo for like 5 seconds and then starts arching over it
*He still hates falling asleep and fights it like the plague but he loves to have a blanket on his face when he's falling asleep
*He's generally a very chill kid still
*Everything that is in his hand ends up in his mouth
*He's a biter without teeth - and it's painful!
*He's very loud, just like his sister!
*Has his daddy's "demon eyes" when he's woken up abruptly

Cute little Pics

I mean - look at the chunk on those legs! It's awesome!

Too inappropriate? Haha - it's just funny because this kid flips me off more than any other kid EVER. Almost every time that I look at him, he's usually flipping me off. Oh Adam! haha

Proof he won't giggle on camera.





His second time eating oatmeal.

Happy Fourth of July! and BAM you're a mother of 6!

Since Matt was between jobs during the 4th - we decided to head to good old UT to join in the family festivities happening there. Both sides of our family had stuff going on - so we got to see everyone! I was enjoying the time with family so much that I didn't whip out the camera that much - so we only have a couple pics to document the trip.

My mom was visiting before we took off - so she was able to make the awesome 9.5 hour drive with us. How hilarious is this picture! Liv keeps looking EXACTLY like my mom and it keeps getting creepier and creepier.

Here's Liv with her Great Grandma Boley.

I did get some pics of my family after the Stadium of Fire fireworks show. Get ready for an extravaganza of awkwardness:

Matt wins the "Deer in the headlights/you look like a psychopath who's going to kill me" award.

I win the weirdest thumbs and neck award.

My little/HUGE brother, Ky, wins the "Your expression LOOKS the most awkward" award.

And my dad wins the "Your expression makes me FEEL the most awkward" Award

My mom was a close runner up to my dad's award.


Here are the kiddlies after the show. Livy LOVED the fireworks! She was clapping the entire time and screaming for joy - it was so cute!

So our trip out there was just suppose to be for the weekend - but my sister-in-law's sister asked if we could watch their kids for a couple days while they traveled about Europe (jealous!) and so we decided to earn a little extra cash watching their kiddlies. I actually posted about our last time watching them for a week - Livy was Adam's age now - it's like we've come full circle with the Pulsiphers. The kids were hilarious - but it became a bit exhausting going from mother of 2 to mother of 6! I think there might be a reason my body can only have 4 babies at most! But, we got some cute pics though.

Livy became best friends with Cayden - the little 4 year old. Also, Cayden was the coolest kid EVER. We told him that he needed to take a nap and he said - okay and walked by himself up to his room - laid down on his bed - AND FELL ASLEEP! JJ needs to teach me her wonder-mom ways!

We went to this place called Pirate Island with the kids one night. I was trying to find Livy - and of course here she was. She is definitely her daddy's daughter.

Here we are at the Provo parade at Matt's uncle's business - awesome seats and great parking! (Cayden on the left and Brinley on the right.)

Brinley and her younger sister, Casey, were SO GOOD with Adam and Livy! One morning, Brinley painted Livy's fingernails. It was so cute to see her with a big sister! I really hope she gets a little sister!

While at the parade, the kids very closely followed the life and unfortunate death of a dragonfly. Needless to say, there were serious tears. And I'm pretty sure one of the little boys there might be a sociopath... Just kidding! (Kind of.)

Wiseman fest. Livy was just as enthralled with the parade as Grandpa :)

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After the parade and naptime - we decided to go to this cool little splash park in Highland - the kids LOVED it!

At first, this was as much as Livy wanted to do with the water.

She eventually gave in after showing some resistance.

Here's Casey and Cayden - they had no problem jumping right in!

This is Cayden's expression about 90% of the time. He's just so cute and happy!

And of course - Adam was pooped.

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The sweet part about staying a few extra days was that we got to spend more time with Ben and Donnie - Matt's brother and wife. Donnie is the kids' aunt - so we had a BBQ, went swimming, and did fireworks together.

Adam LOVES the pool - he totally fell asleep - he was so relaxed!

Livy with her cousin Jake - he's 3 months younger but like 3 inches taller than her already! Livy still talks about her cute little cousin.

Here's the whole crew before the fireworks show. Take a look at Cayden!

Here's a close up - it was so hilarious! Like ten minutes before we started lighting fireworks - he was already in this position! I couldn't stop laughing every time I looked at him.

Livy, you should be smiling...



So during the Stadium of Fire fireworks show, Matt tried to get a U.S.A. chant started (for like a second, wuss) but no one jumped in (except me, of course). Anyway, while we were doing our own mini firework show - Livy took after her Daddy and out of the blue started yelling U.S.A.!! It was HILARIOUS.