The Little World of Livy Louly

(Should have been posted 7/14...)

This girl really is 3 going on 13. She has a mind of her own and loves to tell you every little thought that comes across it! Sometimes it's hilarious and sometimes it's terrifying, but mostly hilarious... until she's 13 and saying these things. Then we're screwed!

Here are some funny ones from lately:

We were telling Livy she had to go to sleep and in defiance she said:

"I don't want to go to sleep. If anyone says sleep again I'm not going to sleep EVER!"

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To her swimming instructor, Brinley:

Livy: "I need to barf. I need to barf!"
Brinley: "Do you really need to barf?"
Livy: "No I'm just saying that."

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Today she was telling me what she wants when she turns 13:

"Mom when I'm 13, I'm going to get money so I can go, by myself, and buy lots of ice cream!" As she was saying this I started smiling and she stopped and was like - "What is so funny!" haha I was laughing so hard. And apparently she told Matt yesterday that she wants a wallet when she turns 14 to put her money in - haha

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At our friends, Livy was talking to our friend's sister and she said, "My dad kills animals." And then when she was asked what he kills she said "Umm I think like deer and cats." HAHA

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On the phone with Drewbee "My daddy's at work because we need money." haha Or she'll tell people we need money so Daddy can go buy yogurt.

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Mom I have gum poops! (Goose bumps)

I want aligator!!! (Gatorade)

I want a face pop! (Pop tart)

What are those tomatoes? (She meant kick boards - if she doesn't know what something is, she calls it a tomato.)

I love this girl!!!