Livy-isms

I always love reading people's hilarious conversations with their little ones and I remember being so excited to have them with Liv. Well we've had quite a few hilarious little conversations with our crazy toddler that I don't want to forget:

(Preface: Livy had been calling Matt "babe" and "Matt" lately and Matt had just told her that she calls him Daddy, not babe or Matt.)

Me: Babe, can you come here? ... Babe... Matt!!!
Livy: No Mommy! Not babe! It's Daddy!


Livy: (While laughing and completely out of the blue) There's no monsters, Daddy! See ya later aliens!! (???)


(Preface: We've been making Liv use sentences when she asks for something.)
Me: Liv, are you done with your yogurt? Do you want a banana?
Livy: Want... Nanas... uhh... Mom, I done with yogurt. I want banana... PLEASE!
(*It's so fun to see her think through things like that!)


Me: Alivia, you can't go outside and play right now.
Livy: No, mom. SHARE!!!

(*She tells us to share all of the time in instances when it makes NO sense - I'm not sure she knows what it means.)

Me: Sitting, minding my own business, watching T.V.
Livy: Oink!

(*This is Livy's go to word to get our attention or to show us something. We have NO IDEA where it came from!)

Me: Just finished doing her hair - nothing fancy just a half ponytail.
Livy: Oh mom! I so cute! I a princess!


Livy: See ya later suckers!
(*I blame this one on Matt.)


Livy: Good job Mom!

(*Livy is constantly telling me that I'm doing a good job on things. It's so funny to be complimented by a 2 year old.)

Me: Alivia, you need to calm down, stop crying.
Livy: No mom! I cry for a minute!


Livy: Oh I wuuuuv it, Mom!

(Warning: This one involves male anatomy - so if the "P" word makes you squirm - skip down.)

Me: No Livy, that's Adam's penis. Don't touch.
Livy: Adam has penis?
Me: Yep.
Livy: Does Daddy have penis?
Me: Yes.
Livy: (To Adam) Adam, you and Daddy both have penis!


(Preface: We've been working on her L's and Y's. So before she says a word I make her make the L sound three times.)
Livy: Daddy, l-l-l-wook!! or today she said: Daddy, l-l-l-watch! haha

Oh and this is random, but one day when I was getting home, Matt showed Livy how to pretend sleep and so they acted like they were sleeping when I got home. Now Livy thinks it's the most hilarious thing ever, so every time I go to get her out of her carseat, she pretends to be sleeping. And she's dedicated. I will tickle her all over and she will not budge - she concentrates so hard on keeping her eyes closed - it's the funniest thing!

We've been having family slumber parties lately. This is her slumber party blanket and then we have popcorn and watch a sweet movie. We all lay on the big blanket together and she LOVES it! She has a very good memory. We had only done it once and then I mentioned we should do it again and she goes, "Daddy make popcorn??" haha

This is the day she said she looked like a princess. haha Go figure - not the days when I put her in her big princess dresses.

Here's our special boy! As of today, he can't breathe through his nose and he hates sleeping at night - it's been a rough week... But we still love our little pug dog!