
This is my 2 1/2 year old American Girl Doll. (This is a result of a boring afternoon.) Anyhoo, she's insane and sassier than ever! She loves to fight me on everything! I was watching Modern Family the other night and they were complaining about getting in fights with their most challenging kids and the other person said it was because that child had become JUST LIKE him - long story short - that's me and Liv. Apparently, I'm extremely spicy... I completely deny this - but I'm sure Matt would tell you differently.
Anyway, Livy is such a talker! She never stops, but she is really good at it. She is constantly giving me the play by play of every TINY thing she does. She also loves to be quite the bossy pants.
Liv: Mom, I'm going to go to the bathroom, k?
Me: Okay.
Liv: Mom, you stay here (puts her hand up to halt any movement I might make), k? You stay here, I go poop, and then wash hands, k?
Me: Okay, just go.
Liv: (Takes a few steps) Mom, I do it myself. Don't come. By myself. I poop. Then I wash hands. Then I come back, k?
Me: OKAY!
Funny little sayings/quirks:

*We have put a babyproof door handle thing on the inside of her room so she can't get out for time out and bedtime. Every night as we're putting her to bed, she asks us about a billion times not to shut the door. As we walk out of her room she's saying, "Goodnight! Don't close door! Love you. Don't close door! I going to sleep. Don't close door!"
*After being put in time out:
Me: Livy, are you ready to come out?
Liv: No, Mom! Say sorry to me right now!
*Apparently, I tell her to do stuff "right now" A LOT. She is constantly bossing all of us (including Adam) to do things that she asks RIGHT NOW!
*She is always, ALWAYS singing. She sings what she's doing ALL OF THE TIME. And she usually puts it to the tune of "I Love to See the Temple" or "Ring Around the Rosies." Also, her favorite song is the intruder song. Today, I was on the phone with my mom and I was telling her that something was "so dumb." And Livy immediately started singing, "So dumb. So dumb..." It was hilarious!
*She loves to take like an HOUR to eat these days. She'll eat everything on her plate - but she will make it take FOREVER, just to spite us! Just kidding - although I wouldn't put it past her.
*She LOVES babying Adam. She wants to carry him around (by the neck) and tell him what to do and make sure everything is okay with him. She can be the cutest little mommy sometimes.
*She loves asking if we remember things - especially after the event has just happened. But she also asks if we remember things that happened months ago. It's pretty impressive.
*She's not shy at all and I doubt she ever will be. I refer to all little people as friends - because they are all potential friends - but anyway - she goes up to little kids and asks if they want to come over and play. She's very outgoing.

*She's a total goofball
*She loves putting things back where they go or closing drawers that have been opened - which she didn't get from me - I'm definitely the messier one out of me and Matt
*She loves buckling herself up in the carseat
*She always asks us what's happening while watching a show. This better not continue - there's nothing more annoying than a billion questions while you're watching a show! Her cuteness and honest curiosity are the only things letting her get away with this habit right now.
